Friday, November 29, 2024 – Edition: #7846
Sheet for Brains!
BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ Yesterday, Netflix debuted a “Wednesday”-themed float as part of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The ‘creepy, kooky, and all together ooky’ presentation featured a giant ‘Wednesday Addams’ (played on the series by Jenna Ortega, but looking here like a paper maché creation) with ‘Thing’ at her side, offering her brother ‘Pugsley’s’ head on a platter, as part of a Thanksgiving smorgasbord. During the parade, an army of Wednesday-lookalikes were scattered around the float, while the song ‘Paint it Black’ helped to set the pitch-black mood. The Wednesday character has shown on the show that she has serious disdain for Thanksgiving and its origins.
-TVLine
★ Moanapocalypse has arrived. “Moana 2” amassed a record-shattering $13.8 million in Tuesday previews, the biggest preview number ever for a Walt Disney Animation title and the second-biggest for any animated film, behind “Incredibles 2’s” $18.5 million. That’s quite a feat, considering that the Incredibles sequel opened in the summer. On Tuesday, just 48% of schools were out. There’s more. Moana 2 snagged the top Tuesday pre-Thanksgiving preview gross of all time. The sequel is widely expected to score the biggest Thanksgiving opening of all time with a 5-day debut of $125-135 million. The record is currently held by “Frozen”, with $93.6 million.
-HollywoodReporter
★ Sarah Michelle Gellar has teased that she will be appearing in the “I Know What You Did Last Summer” legacy sequel. The 47-year-old actress starred as the ill-fated ‘Helen Shivers’ in the 1997 slasher film, and has now seemingly confirmed her return on Instagram. Geller, who appeared in the 2 live-action “Scooby-Doo” movies, posted a picture of a production chair from I Know What You Did Last Summer and jokingly added the caption: “‘Scooby Doo 3’ coming soon…” While she had a starring role in the original film, Geller recently insisted she would not be in the sequel, telling PEOPLE: “I am dead!” It has been confirmed that her husband Freddie Prinze Jr. will be reprising his role as ‘Ray Bronson’. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/32hjyh62
-Bang
★ “Squid Game” is teasing the terrifying new challenges to come in the latest season 2 trailer. The next chapter in the hit Netflix series is due to finally debut Dec. 26, and will see ‘Seong Gi-hun’ (Lee Jung-jae) return. In the new clip, he demands to be put “back in the game”. We then get a preview of new violent games to come, including what looks like a merry-go-round and 2 rainbow circles. While Gi-hun is trying to put an end to it all, he is warned by the Front Man that “the game will not end unless the world changes”. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mw2yrx64
-DigitalSpy
★ After 20 years, the creator of “Desperate Housewives” wants to make a prequel series. Following the hit ABC series’ milestone anniversary last month, Marc Cherry, the 2-time Emmy-nominated exec-producer and showrunner recently shared his vision for a reboot of Desperate Housewives, which ran from 2004-12. He told People that he’d like to do a prequel series “because the character I miss writing the most is actually Wisteria Lane.” He called Wisteria “the most fun playground anyone in the history of television has ever had”, and pondered: “I wonder if I could write Wisteria Lane in like, 1966.’”
-Deadline
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” (ABC/Global): Jim Gaffigan, Jason Kelce (R)
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Jon Hamm, Lindsay Lohan, Pharrell Williams, Dwayne Johnson (R)
• “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): Zoe Saldaña, Ken Burns (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Nicole Byer, Sasheer Zamata, Matteo Lane (R)
• “Late Night With Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Cynthia Erivo, Brett Goldstein (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): New York Mayor Eric Adams, Billy Bob Thornton
• “Live With Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Ben Stiller, Amy Goodman
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Lily Collins, Ashley Park and Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu, Lawrence Zarian, Amy Yasbeck and Jason Ritter, Brigitte Calls Me Baby (R)
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Chip and Joanna Gaines, Matt Friend (R)
• “Blue Bloods: Celebrating a Family Legacy” (CBS): Stars and recurring guest stars share favorite memories and behind-the-scenes moments from the past 14 years. Hosted by Nischelle Turner.
• “Children Ruin Everything” (CW): Season 4 premiere. Astrid and James realize they are entering a new era when Felix starts showing signs of pre-teen rebellion; James rejects Bo’s job offer.
• “The First 48: Tracking a Killer” (A&E): When a young mother is discovered dead in her car, Tulsa Detective John Brown uncovers a dark obsession.
• “Don’t Let Him Find You” (Life): When a woman’s heroic deed goes viral, a reporter claims to know her true identity. When the reporter is found murdered, she becomes the prime suspect.
SATURDAY:
• “Saturday Night Live” (NBC): Nate Bargatze hosts; with musical guest Coldplay (R)
• “Long Lost Family” (TLC): After a lifetime of separation, Rita searches for the son she had placed for adoption; Kristin follows her instincts in her journey to meet her birth mother.
• “It’s a Wonderful Life” (Bravo): Ruined by a miser on Christmas Eve, a suicidal family man sees life anew thanks to his guardian angel.
SUNDAY:
• “The Wonderful World of Disney: Holiday Spectacular” (ABC): All-new musical performances from Walt Disney World Resort in Florida and Disneyland Resort in California.
• Make or Bake Christmas” (Life): A woman finds herself falling in love while working undercover as a seasonal employee at a quaint bakery.
• “NFL Football” (NBC, TSN): San Francisco 49ers @ Buffalo Bills
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Taylor Swift – Monday, a few lucky fans in Vancouver were able to get tickets for the final shows of her “Eras Tour” stops Dec. 6-8 for just $16.50 each. The catch? The seats are located behind the stage — with next to no view. BTW, some of those tickets were listed online shortly after — for upwards of $1,800.
• Beyoncé — Following a lengthy countdown spanning several months, Billboard has announced she is the “greatest pop star of the 21st century”. Bey’s game-changing 2013 self-titled album, a surprise release that ushered in a new era of visual albums, was noted a key factor in her nabbing the top spot. Taylor Swift came second.
• Cher — is working on a new album, and according to her, it’s “probably my last album that I’m gonna do.” The diva said she’s “excited” that she’s working on her first new record since 2013, in fact, she’s “really excited to be doing anything now.” The 78-year-old also cracked: “I’m older than dirt now, O.K.? I’m the oldest person I meet in almost every room unless I’m in an old folks’ home.”
• Billy Joel – doesn’t like the sound of his own singing voice. In an interview, he said: “I always wanted to sing like somebody else…I would go in the studio and I’d do a recording and I’d come back in the control room and listen and go ‘Oh God, it’s that guy.’ And I’d always be disappointed.”
• Blue Oyster Cult – Guitarist Buck Dharma says that after the legendary “SNL” “More Cowbell” sketch that lampooned the song ‘(Don’t Fear) The Reaper’, the band was forced to ban fans from bringing their own cowbells to shows. It also forced the group to once again use a cowbell when playing the song live.
• Scotty McCreery — has released a video for his Christmas song ‘Feel Like the Holidays’. Using home tapes, it shows how McCreery spent his holidays as a child. The song was first released last year. And David Nail has dropped a music video for his cover of ‘Silver Bells’. The song appears on his “A Campfire Christmas” EP, out now. LINKS: https://tinyurl.com/bde7hvn6 https://tinyurl.com/2cude3rx
• Morgan Wallen – Tuesday, he took the stage alongside Ernest, who opened up Jelly Roll’s “Beautifully Broken Tour” stop in Nashville. Wallen and Ernest, who are friends and collaborators, teamed up on the songs ‘Flower Shops’ and ‘Cowgirls’. In another surprise that evening, Snoop Dogg made an appearance onstage during Jelly’s set to spark up a blunt and debut their new collab. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/9cs86f7k
• Garth Brooks – On Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live”, he performed Nitty Gritty Dirt Band’s ‘Fishin’ in the Dark’, which he said he has “always wanted to cut” a version of. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4e2bshf9
SHOOTING THE BULL
CHRISTMAS SHOWERS?
There seems to be a debate brewing online lately that just might divide the internet even more than Kelly Ripa’s ‘stuffing or dressing’ debate did. Are you ready for this? The question is whether you should “WASH” your Christmas tree before decorating it. Apparently, videos of people spraying down their freshly-chopped trees have been a thing on TikTok for a few years, and it seems they are becoming more popular. Why would someone do this? Well, there is some logic to the idea. One clip shows a user named Marilyn Webb with water gushing out of the bottom of the tree along with a pile of dirty pine needles. In the comments, she wrote: “My kids used to have asthma, so for us it has been a must, and now it’s just a thing we do.” The trend also includes people washing artificial trees in bathtubs. And Country Living recently wrote about the subject, pointing out that it isn’t just about losing the dirt and dust – it can also help rid your tree of insects before you bring it inside. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/ymdfzxzr
(…because who wants to be sneezin’ during holiday season!)
(If that’s what you’re going to do, you might as well just run it through the car wash while it’s tied to the roof of your car! …or did they already do that on “Christmas Vacation”?)
-TheBoot
A.I. AT WORK:
Shocking – but also not shocking: 82% of younger workers use artificial intelligence to do at least some of their work for them. A study conducted last month for Google Workspace found that resourceful Gen Z workers (under age 27) are making use of AI to handle fairly simple tasks, such as drafting emails from scratch and taking notes during meetings. Others said they have used ChatGPT to help renegotiate their salaries and assist with their resumes. The authors of the study concluded that the data shows how AI can help workers not only get work done “faster, and more efficiently, but also changes how they work in meaningful ways.” 88% of AI users at work said it helps them overcome “task paralysis”, which is a “mental freeze” that occurs when workday duties become too demanding.
(The other 12%? Yeah, they’re using AI so they can play video games and eat Doritos!)
(Using AI to help at work SOUNDS great – but isn’t that kind of like training your replacement?)
-NYPost
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ Residents of a northern British Columbia community are still wondering how it came to pass that a local deer was seen wandering around wearing a high-visibility vest. Andrea Arnold, a McBride resident and reporter for the local newspaper, snapped photos when she spotted the deer walking around wearing the unusual garment. According to her, deer are “everywhere around town, but this one was wearing high-vis. I did a double, triple take like, ‘Wait, what am I actually seeing here?'” Another local resident, Joe Rich, said the animal would not have been able to put on the vest without human help, as it is “zipped right up.” The local conservation authority has launched an investigation, and is determining what, if anything, to do about the vest-wearing deer. One officer said: “I don’t even want to speculate on how that might have happened. They’re not predisposed to wearing clothes”. (…and I can’t get my teenager to wear a jacket to save my life!)
➢ Operators of a cemetery in the UK are being blasted by mortified locals after offering paid “VIP” passes to relatives of those buried there. The Garden of Remembrance, in Stoke-on-Trent, says those who don’t purchase a pass will only be able to enter the cemetery during office hours. A notice outside the cemetery advises: “From January 2025 this site will be protected by electric gates. The gates at the front of the site will open and close automatically at set times.” It goes on to say that entrance will be only via a VIP pass, which will make “the site secure for our staff, families and visitors.” Cemetery VIP passes are selling for £10 (US $12) for access to the rose garden – and £5 ($6) to visit a grave. It’s unclear whether it’s a one-off fee, or whether pass holders will be charged that amount each time they enter. The cemetery owner told a newspaper that VIP passholders will now “be safe from undesirables breaking in.” (In a way, it makes perfect sense. After all, people are DYING to get in! I’ll see myself out…) -UPI, NYPost
FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK FROM CO-WORKERS:
⇒ Gal at work has two 10-month-old identical twins and her husband thinks he put them in the wrong cots and they’re not sure which one is which – Saltyskin
⇒ sorry i cant come in today theres a cat in my house. oh no it’s my cat. yeah he’s fine. but like he’s just there and i want to hang out with him – morgue
⇒ watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges – Chase
⇒ the amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm – Alexis Gay
⇒ Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks – Neil Renic
⇒ Just remembered I had jury duty on Tuesday. Last Tuesday. – Dejeon NoMustard
⇒ Work is giving us a Thanksgiving lunch today so to make it more authentic I’m getting drunk and telling everyone I’m not happy with some of their life choices. – Rod Lacroix
⇒ I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean. – Kristen
-BuzzFeed, HuffPost
DID YOU KNOW?
There’s chance you were “born to drink”. And by that, I mean scientists have uncovered a link between the length of our fingers and our drinking habits. The research, published in the American Journal of Human Biology, suggests that the length ratio between your index and ring fingers could predict how much alcohol you’re likely to consume. They found that those whose ring finger is longer in comparison to their index finger are more likely to consume alcohol – and display higher risks for problematic drinking behaviors. This relationship was particularly strong in men. (…and in those whose whole family dropped in for the weekend!)
-StudyFinds
BS CHRONOMETER 11.29.24
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Black Friday”, the day after US Thanksgiving, that’s touted as the biggest single shopping day of the year in America, though that’s statistically untrue. The ‘black’ refers to retailers finally turning a profit after spending much of the year ‘in the red’. These days, many retailers kick off their annual sales (waaay) sooner. It is also now celebrated to varying degrees in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Romania, France, Switzerland, and other countries.
• “Buy Nothing Day”, a 24-hour moratorium on holiday shopping (observed today in North America; tomorrow internationally), created as a protest against outlandish consumption and commercialism, particularly during the holiday season.
• “Customer is Wrong Day”. If you work in retail, celebrate at your own risk, even if they usually are! (Retail workers…what’s your best “nightmare customer” story?)
• “Electronic Greetings Day”, another excuse to interact with others via messaging, Facebook, email, voicemail, etc…
• “Fur Free Friday”, raising awareness for the millions of fur-bearing animals that are slaughtered each year for the sake of fashion. Today, peaceful protesters march down the world-famous Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and speak out against luxury brands that sell fur. LINK: http://furfreefriday.com/
• “Sinkie Day”, the 34th annual salute to the time-honored tradition of eating a snack (or an entire meal) over the kitchen sink. People prone to the practice are known as ‘sinkies’.
• “Lemon Creme Pie Day”. The definition for a lemon creme pie is broad, but it should, of course, include lemon flavoring, usually a lemon curd, like in lemon meringue pie, or as a flavoring to the creme itself. Any way you slice it, lemon creme pie is tart, but sweet.
• “National Chocolates Day”. And no, you can’t have one from the second tray until all the lame ones on the top are gone!
• It’s also “Leftovers Day” and “Flossing Day”. (I get it. I’ve eaten A LOT this week…)
• “Rice Cake Day”. The first rice cakes were developed in Southeast Asia, where rice has been grown for nearly 5,000 years. (This is NOT what I signed up for when I asked for cake!)
• “Square Dance Day”, a chance to get out and ‘dosey-doe’ with your partner.
SATURDAY:
• “Stay Home Because You’re Well Day”, a day to call in ‘well’ instead of having to fake sickness in order to get a day off. (Not quite as effective for many when it lands on a Saturday!) [A survey found that 6% of adults have “called in well” in order to go holiday shopping. Have you?]
• “Small Business Saturday”, an annual shopping holiday on the Saturday after US Thanksgiving, a counterpart to Black Friday and Cyber Monday. The day is dedicated to supporting local small businesses.
• “International Computer Security Day”, to remind us to protect our computers, programs, and data at home and work. (My computer is so infected, when I turn it on, the malware asks me to update. Sorry about that…)
• “Mousse Day”, an annual celebration of the divine dessert made from egg whites and cream. Did you know that ‘mousse’ is the French word for ‘foam’? It’s a fitting name for this light, fluffy, and decadent confection.
• “Methamphetamine Awareness Day”, a day of education and awareness of the dangers of methamphetamine. Meth is a potent and highly-addictive stimulant, and one of the most dangerous drugs. Today, learn more about meth addiction, and spread the word, using #NationalMethAwarenessDay.
• “Mason Jar Day”, celebrating the jar used for canning and countless other purposes, on the anniversary of the day John Mason patented it in 1858. Well into the 20th century, that patent and the date were embossed on every authentic mason jar.
• “St Andrew’s Day”, honoring the patron saint of Scotland who hurled his last haggis in 60 AD. It’s Scotland’s official national day. Be sure to dust off your sporran!
• “Personal Space Day”, to promote and support awareness of personal space boundaries. (Something my toddler definitely doesn’t understand when I’m in the bathroom…)
SUNDAY:
• “Advent Calendar Day”, the day many kids begin opening one compartment on their seasonal calendar each day through December 24th. (Who are we kidding? Through about Dec 10, when the rest mysteriously disappear…)
• “Rosa Parks Day”, celebrated on Feb. 4 (her birthday), and on Dec. 1, the anniversary of the date in 1955 when she was arrested for refusing to move to the back of a bus and give her seat to a white passenger in Montgomery, AL, making her a symbol of the American Civil Rights Movement.
• “Wear a Dress Day”. A dress-wearing day is a rare occurrence for some, but just like any other day for others. Happening on both June 1st and December 1st, this occasion is “simply a day to wear a dress and have fun.”
• “Christmas Lights Day”. Celebrate by (of course) putting up Christmas lights. Put them up inside around your house, or outside on your house or on trees in your yard. Maybe you even can program your display to synchronize with music, or enter a Christmas lights contest. (It’s the perfect way to spend your day off: In the cold, fighting with a twisted mass of broken lights – and with your family!)
• “Antarctica Day”, celebrating the December 1, 1959 signing of the Antarctic Treaty, when 12 nations agreed to set aside the entire continent (nearly 10% of the planet) to be forever used exclusively for peaceful purposes, in the interests of all mankind.
• “World AIDS Day”, the annual day of AIDS awareness and education, first declared by the UN’s World Health Organization in 1988. The official symbol of “World AIDS Day” is the red ribbon. In some communities, the occasion is observed as “Day Without Art”. LINK: http://www.worldaidsday.org
• “Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day”, a day of lamentation for all those forced to tip their heads back open-mouthed in order to use a computer, because they use bifocal lenses. Today, free yourself from blurry images by getting an eye exam, whether you suffer from ‘presbyopia’ (the Greek word for ‘aging eye’) or not.
• “National Pie Day”, a special day set aside to bake your favorite pies. On this day, you are also encouraged to try a new pie recipe. (And most importantly, it’s a day to eat pies!)
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1954 [70] Joel Coen, Minneapolis MN, movie producer-director-screenwriter (“No Country for Old Men”, “Fargo”)/brother of ‘Coen Brothers’ filmmaking partner Ethan Coen
1955 [69] Howie Mandel, Toronto ON, TV personality (“America’s Got Talent” since 2010, “Canada’s Got Talent” since 2022, “Deal or No Deal” 2005-19)/TV actor (‘Dr Wayne Fiscus’ on “St Elsewhere” 1982-88)/stand-up comedian
1962 [62] Andrew McCarthy, Westfield NJ, movie actor (“Pretty in Pink”, “Weekend at Bernie’s”)/TV actor (“The Resident” 2022-23)/TV director (“The Blacklist”, “Orange is the New Black”)
1964 [60] Don Cheadle, Kansas City MO, movie actor (“Avengers: Infinity War”, “Hotel Rwanda”)/TV actor (“House of Lies” 2014-16, “The Wonder Years” 2021-23)
1968 [56] Jonathan Knight, Dorchester MA, pop singer (New Kids On the Block-‘Step by Step’, ‘Hangin’ Tough’)
1972 [52] Brian Baumgartner, Atlanta GA, TV actor (‘Kevin Malone’ on “The Office” 2005-2013)
1976 [48] Anna Faris, Baltimore MD, movie actress (“Brokeback Mountain”, “22 Jump Street” “Scary Movie” films)/TV actress-“Mom” 2013-20)
1978 [46] Lauren German, Huntington Beach CA, TV actress (“Lucifer” 2016-21, “Chicago Fire” 2012-14)/movie actress (“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” [2003])
1979 [45] The Game (Jayceon Taylor), LA CA, rapper (f/Lil Wayne-‘My Life’, f/50 Cent-‘Hate It or Love It’)
1982 [42] Lucas Black, Decatur AL, TV actor (‘Christopher LaSalle’ on “NCIS: New Orleans” 2014-19)/movie actor (“Fast and Furious” movies)
SATURDAY- Ridley Scott (director “Gladiator” films) is 87; “Mandy” Patinkin (“The Princess Bride”) is 72; Billy Idol (‘White Wedding’) is 69; Colin Mochrie (“Whose Line Is It Anyway?”) is 67; Ben Stiller (“Night at the Museum” films) is 59; Ryan Murphy (producer-“American Horror Story”) is 59; Clay Aiken (‘Invisible’) is 46; Elisha Cuthbert (“24″) is 42; Kaley Cuoco (“The Big Bang Theory”) is 39; Chrissy Teigen (“Lip Sync Battle”) is 39
SUNDAY- Woody Allen (“Annie Hall”) is 89; John Densmore (The Doors) is 80; Bette Midler (“The First Wives Club”) is 79; Deep Roy (“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”) is 67; Sarah Silverman (“Sarah Silverman Program”) is 54; Brad Delson (Linkin Park) is 47; Riz Ahmed (“Rogue One”) is 42; Janelle Monáe (w/fun.-‘We Are Young’) is 39; Tyler Joseph (Twenty One Pilots) is 36; Zoe Kravitz (“Big Little Lies”) is 36; Robert Irwin (“Crikey! It’s the Irwins”) is 21
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
2011 [13] Convicted of involuntary manslaughter, Dr. Conrad Murray receives a 4-year sentence for Michael Jackson’s 2009 death.
2017 [07] Matt Lauer is fired from NBC’s “Today” show after an allegation of sexual misconduct.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
2001 [23] The Beatles’ George Harrison dies in LA of cancer at age 58.
2010 [14] Adele’s ‘Rolling in the Deep’ is released (Billboard Song of the Year 2011, Grammys for Record of the Year and Song of the Year, 2012).
2014 [10] Taylor Swift replaces herself at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, as ‘Blank Space’ knocks ‘Shake It Off’ from the top, making her the first female artist to do so.
TODAY’S FIRST . . .
1972 [52] Atari releases “Pong”, the first commercially successful video game, in Andy Capp’s Tavern in Sunnyvale, California.
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ People who look young for their age tend to live longer.
✓ Gary Oldman is 13 days younger than Gary Numan.
✓ The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.
✓ Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.
✓ Pepsi got its name from the digestive enzyme “pepsin.” The inventor of Pepsi believed it was a healthy drink that helped with digestion.
✓ Gold is edible.
-DidYouKnow, F’dUpFacts
Best of BS . . .
BS SIGNS YOU’RE NOT GETTING A CHRISTMAS BONUS:
• Your boss buys a new boat; names it “Employee Bonuses ’24”.
• You walk into boss’ office with your hand out and yell, “Grease time!”
• Boss sticks her head in your office door and asks, “You like pizza, right?”
• Just as the bonuses are handed out, you’re shoved into a closet and left there well into the New Year.
• Your boss catches you licking a photo of her husband.
• You’ve just received word that the “Jelly of the Month Club” went into bankruptcy.
-First published in BS in 2007
BS SIGNS YOU’RE MARRIED TO A SPY:
• He introduces himself last name first, then first name, followed by last name again.
• Someone is always trying to run you off the road.
• When you tell him about your day, he says, “I know.”
• Whenever you use his pen, the grocery list turns into a smoking heap of ash.
• You grab the wrong book, and a secret door swings open.
• When you sneak up on her to scare her for fun, she does a spin move and chokes you out.
• He owns an assortment of trench coats and has a penchant for hiding in bushes. Note: He also might be a pervert.
• All text messages self destruct after 30 seconds.
• The names of all the women in his address book suspiciously sound like double-entendres.
• He sets his Amazon account to reorder piano wire every month, but you don’t own a piano.
• She tells you to talk dirty in bed. But closer to the microphone.
• You are a spy and you both work at the same place.
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2017
BS WEB GOODIE:
This kid’s nuthin’ but trouble: https://tinyurl.com/5eeje342
BS RANDOM JOKE:
I can tell a judgmental person just by looking at them.
BS PHONE STARTER:
☎ What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of it?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
Over the holiday season, the average person spends 2 hours and 27 minutes doing THIS. What is it?
Answer: Wrapping gifts
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Happiness shared is happiness doubled.
