Friday, February 14, 2025 – Edition: #7894
Where Else Would You Want to be on Feb. 14, But Between the Sheets?
BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ [***UPDATE***] Kanye West and Bianca Censori are reportedly headed for divorce — days after her naked stunt on the Grammys red carpet. The Daily Mail says it’s “thought” they have verbally agreed that she will get a payment of $5 million following the short marriage, which began in December 2022. A source told TMZ both sides have reached out to divorce attorneys. Another source confirmed that the couple have broken up and that they expect a legal filing to end the marriage in the coming days. The split comes on the heels of Ye and Censori’s controversial appearance at the Grammys and his antisemitic, hateful and misogynistic social media rant, where he declared himself a Nazi and praised Adolf Hitler.
-DailyMail, TMZ
★ John Lithgow is in final talks to play ‘Albus Dumbledore’ in HBO’s upcoming adaptation of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” books. Sources have confirmed Lithgow’s contention for the role, though HBO would said: “We will only confirm details as we finalize deals.” In the Harry Potter books and film adaptations, Dumbledore is the caring but mysterious headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, who mentors Harry in his fight against ‘Voldemort’. Lithgow is known for starring in sitcom “3rd Rock Rrom the Sun”, with other roles ranging from the voice of ‘Lord Farquaad’ in “Shrek” to playing ‘Winston Churchill’ in “The Crown”.
-Variety, BBC
★ As he awaits his May trial date for sex-trafficking charges and more, Sean “Diddy” Combs has filed a $100 million lawsuit against NBCUniversal and Peacock over what the rapper calls an “outrageous set of fresh lies and conspiracy theories.” The Bad Boy Records founder is upset about how he was depicted and described in the damning “Diddy: Making of a Bad Boy” documentary that launched January 14 on the streamer. He claims in his suit that the “trusted name in news…made a conscious decision to line their own pockets at the expense of truth, decency, and basic standards of professional journalism.”
-TheWrap
★ Hulu has set the premiere date for “The Handmaid’s Tale‘s” 6th and final season for April 8 — with a 3-episode drop. New episodes will follow weekly on Tuesdays until the May 27 finale. Among the plotlines for the final season, ‘June’s’ (Elisabeth Moss) unyielding spirit and determination pull her back into the fight to take down ‘Gilead’. ‘Luke’ and ‘Moira’ join the resistance, and ‘Serena’ tries to reform ‘Gilead’. A Season 6 trailer has been released. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5fdbrcz8
-TheWrap
★ Teddi Mellencamp revealed Wednesday that she was hospitalized and will undergo surgery to remove several tumors on her brain. The “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” alum posted on Instagram: “For the last several weeks I’ve been dealing with severe debilitating headaches. (Tuesday), the pain was unbearable and required hospitalization.” She explained that “doctors found multiple tumors on my brain, which they believe have been growing for at least 6 months.” She said she would have 2 of the tumors “surgically removed”, while the “remaining smaller tumors will be dealt with via radiation at a later date.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/myxpzh2
-TheWrap
★ Jeremy Strong is set to lead a series adaptation of the Ira Levin novel “The Boys From Brazil” at Netflix. Peter Morgan, the creator of the critically-acclaimed series “The Crown,” is writing the adaptation and will co-executive produce. The novel was originally published in 1976 and was turned into a film starring Gregory Peck and Laurence Olivier in 1978. The role will mark Strong’s first series regular role since the end of the hit HBO series “Succession” in 2023.
-Variety
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” (ABC/Global): TBA
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Kieran Culkin, Kenan Thompson, Marcello Hernández, Sharon Van Etten & The Attachment Theory (R)
• “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): Drew Brees, Morris Chestnut (R)
• “Late Night With Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Will Forte, Conner O’Malley (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): BenDeLaCreme, Jinkx Monsoon, Peaches Christ (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Yasmin Elhady
• “Today” (NBC): Renée Zellweger, Backstreet Boys, Jenny McCarthy, Kevin Nealon, Chloe Fineman co-hosts
• “GMA3” (ABC): Will Ganss, Pastor Stephen Chandler, chef Jordan Andin
• “Live With Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): “The Love Show” with Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin; Daniella Karagach and Pasha Pashkov
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Renée Zellweger, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Leo Woodall; Mariah. featuring Raheem DeVaughn
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Taye Diggs, Oliver Hudson, Joan Vassos and fiancé Chock Chapple
• “The Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Brian McShea and his fiancée, Stephanie Raynor, from Altadena CA, share their remarkable story of resilience and love.
• “Happy’s Place” (NBC): When Isabella implies she doesn’t trust Steve’s work on the tavern’s taxes, Bobbie and Steve decide to have some fun and teach her a lesson.
• “NCIS: Sydney” (CBS): When a young girl finds the body of a former Navy officer floating in the harbor, the team is led to an 18th-century sailing ship hosting a pirate-themed wedding.
SATURDAY:
• “4 Nations Face-Off” (SN, ABC, ESPN): Finland vs Sweden; USA vs Canada
• “2025 NBA All-Star Saturday Night” (TNT): NBA players participate in a skills challenge; From Chase Center in San Francisco.
• “Have I Got News For You” (CNN): Season Premiere. Roy Wood Jr. captains Amber Ruffin and Michael Ian Black serve up a take on the news of the week and guide guests through comic games and panels.
SUNDAY:
• “SNL50: The Anniversary Special” (NBC): The sketch show celebrates its groundbreaking 50th anniversary live from New York, featuring musical performances, former cast members, special guests and all-time favorite sketches.
• “2025 NBA All-Star Game” (TBS, TNT): Team Chuck, Team Shaq, Team Kenny and Team Candace compete in a 3-game mini-tournament. From Chase Center in San Francisco.
• “Family Guy” (Fox): Season 23 premiere. This “Top Gun” parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick’s blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Sabrina Carpenter – Her March Vogue cover and photo shoot has drawn comparisons to Madonna, especially since the photography was done by one of her frequent collaborators, Steven Meisel. But what does Madge think? In the comments of Carpenter’s IG post, she wrote: “Is this a Valentines present to me?” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3bb9nhcd
• Rihanna – Her voice role as ‘Smurfette’ in the upcoming “Smurfs” film has inspired a new collection of her lingerie brand, Savage X Fenty. The brand’s Instagram shows Riri lounging in the new collection, with the caption, “We’re team Smurfette in this house. The cutest collab you didn’t know you NEEDED.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4587wzkv
• Backstreet Boys — will become the first pop act to play at the Sphere in Las Vegas. The group has booked a July residency of 9 dates at the immersive new venue called “Into the Millennium.” The announcement says: “Fans can expect an unforgettable experience as the Backstreet Boys bring their legendary “Millennium” album to life, alongside a selection of their greatest hits.
• Bon Iver – will be back with the new album “SABLE, fABLE” on April 11. It follows the critically-acclaimed EP “SABLE,” which was released in October. The first single ‘Everything Is Peaceful Love’ drops today, with a video directed by John Wilson, the mastermind of HBO’s “How to With John Wilson.”
• Led Zeppelin — The new documentary “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, which opened in IMAX theaters last weekend, set a record in the US, bringing in $2.6 million, the biggest opening weekend ever for an IMAX exclusive music release. The film expands to regular theaters starting today.
• INXS – May 9, they will release a 40th-anniversary expanded Deluxe Edition of their breakthrough album “Listen Like Thieves”. The 3-CD set includes a new mix of the album, demos, outtakes, and a London concert from 1986. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/8yfh5eh7
• Lainey Wilson — is engaged! She announced on IG that her boyfriend, former NFL player Devlin “Duck” Hodges, proposed after 4 years of dating. He popped the question at legendary country singer George Jones’ manor in Franklin TN.
• George Strait – has announced 5 stadium shows with Chris Stapleton. Kicking off May 10 at Philadelphia’s Lincoln Financial Field, the 2 will also hit Pittsburgh’s Acrisure Stadium, Buffalo’s Highmark Stadium and Foxborough’s Gillette Stadium, before wrapping at Inglewood’s SoFi Stadium on July 19. Parker McCollum will open the first 4, and Little Big Town the fifth. Tickets go on sale Feb. 21.
• Luke Bryan – has released a new Acoustic Barn Sessions performance video of ‘Love You, Miss You, Mean It’. It shows him singing his latest #1 hit in a wooden shed alongside his band, and it’s out, as he said on X, “just in time for Valentine’s Day.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/f3tchcma
• Dierks Bentley – has responded to rumors that he plans to compete on “Survivor”. Quote: “For now, I’m just gonna be a fan.” Besides, he said, “My 14-year-old knows that I’m a beast when I don’t get enough sleep.” If he were to go on the show someday, Bentley specified that he’s need his earplugs, his eye mask, his cooling mattress, his sound machine, his 3 Tempur-Pedic pillows …
SHOOTING THE BULL
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “Captain America: Brave New World” (PG-13, Action/Fantasy): Sam Wilson, the new Captain America, finds himself in the middle of an international incident and must discover the motive behind a nefarious global plan. (Anthony Mackie, Harrison Ford, Danny Ramirez) Tomatometer: 52%
• “Paddington in Peru” (PG, Kid’s Comedy/Adventure): Paddington returns to Peru to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy at the Home for Retired Bears. With the Brown family in tow, a mystery plunges them into an unexpected journey. (Hugh Bonneville, Emily Mortimer, Ben Wishaw) Tomatometer: 94%
• “Becoming Led Zeppelin” (PG-13, Music/Documentary, expands wide): Interviews, performances and never-before-seen footage provide insight into the origins of Led Zeppelin and their meteoric rise to musical stardom. (Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones) Tomatometer: 78% Audience: 95%
CHOCOLATE FORETHOUGHT:
It turns out that storing your Valentine’s Day chocolate in the fridge is a bad idea. Despite the ongoing shortage, experts at Hotel Chocolat advise against trying to make it last by putting what you don’t eat into the refrigerator. When chocolate is exposed to cold temperatures, then brought back to warmth, it could experience “sugar bloom”. That results in discoloration, and can negatively affect its taste, smoothness, and texture. If you insist on refrigerating yours, it’s best to store it in an airtight container. That helps ensure the taste stays pure by preventing surrounding odors and flavors from affecting it. The experts add that ideally, chocolate should be stored in a cool, dry place at room temperature. (That’s cute…they’re talking as if there actually is such a thing as chocolate “leftovers”!)
(I say, if you’re worried about your chocolate absorbing surrounding flavors in the fridge, store it next to the peanut butter. Yum!)
-NYPost
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ An opossum was treated at a Nebraska animal hospital after wandering into a family’s back yard and gorging itself on an entire chocolate mousse cake from Costco. Kim Doggett of Gretna said the cake had been placed on a table in her backyard because she ran out of room in the fridge. Her son later discovered the opossum curled up on the outdoor sectional, which was covered in chocolate paw prints. Doggett said: “The cake had been knocked off the table…and it was almost gone.” The opossum was not moving, and appeared to be panting. The Humane Society came to the rescue, and reported: “Opossum was brought in due to having eaten an entire Costco chocolate cake.” After veterinarians treated it, they reported: “With some time in rehab (and a diet reset), this choco-holic should be stabilized enough to return to the wild but until then, she is definitely a little cranky about our strict ‘zero chocolate’ policy.” Doggett noticed that many locals were commenting on the post “that this was their spirit animal.” (Man…I’ve been THERE! Costco, I mean, of course. Heh-heh…) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/pzt3fyxp
➢ A family of beavers has become an overnight sensation in the Czech Republic after quickly building a series of dams that the Czech Government had been struggling to build for 7 years. A project to restore water areas in the Brdy Nature Park began in 2018, but authorities had taken forever to get all the required permits and finally get construction underway. The cost of the dams needed to restore the wetlands was estimated at around 30 million Czech crowns, but thanks to the diligent beavers, the Government won’t need to spend a single dime (or whatever the Czech equivalent to a dime is…) Environmentalists monitoring the Brdy area reported that a few beavers took just 2 days to build functional dams in just the right areas. (It would appear that the beavers just said, ‘Hold my log’!)
-UPI, OddityCentral
DATING ICKS:
OK, so maybe you aren’t celebrating Valentine’s Day in the traditional way – by spending it in a special way with your forever love. But maybe you ARE getting together with someone with whom you’d like to make beautiful music together – if you can only impress them enough to make them your Valentine. Well, I’m not here to tell you how to do that – but I can give you a pretty good idea of what NOT to do. According to a poll of 2,000 adults, these are the top 15 “icks” that will scare a potential partner away in the early stages of a relationship…
1. Picking out baby names
2. Talking about moving in together before you’ve seen their home
3. Saying you love them very early on
4. Telling people you’re officially a couple when you’re still at the ‘talking’ stage
5. Calling the other person your ‘soulmate’
6. Asking the other person to meet your parents
7. ‘Chasing up’ texts if the other person doesn’t reply soon enough
8. Leaving a toothbrush at their place after the second date
9. Referring to their pet as “ours” to other people e.g. when walking the dog
10. Filling their social media with pics of you both together
11. Making really elaborate or over the top Valentine’s Day plans
12. Showering them with gifts
13. Putting a couple photo as your phone or laptop home screen
14. Planning a holiday together
15. Changing your relationship status on social media
(I don’t know why she dumped me. I mean…it’s not like I did ALL of those…!)
-SWNS
OLD MESSAGES:
Candy Hearts (or conversation hearts) are a Valentine’s Day staple. You know, the heart-shaped candies that are known for their chalky appearance – and for the sweet messages that come written on each one. Examples: “Be Mine”, or a simple “XOXO”. But several of the sayings stamped on the heart-candies have come and gone with the times. Here are some previously-used Candy Hearts messages that are unlikely to ever see another Valentine’s Day…
✗Beez Neez
✗Dig Me
✗Fax Me
✗Page Me
✗Love Shak
✗Pen Pal
✗23 Skidoo
✗Hep Cat
✗Groovy
✗On Fleek
(No WONDER those things are chalky – They’re so old, they’re turning to dust!)
-TheBoot
DID YOU KNOW?
If you’ve ever heard someone say that you couldn’t pay them to go to the gym, they probably weren’t kidding. Researchers at Case Western University in Ohio recruited 836 new gym members for a study on how financial incentives could spur one to exercise more often. Participants were asked to visit their gym 9 times over the course of 6 weeks to receive a small reward. The rewards? They included a $30 Amazon gift card, a useful appliance (like a blender), and a $60 Amazon card. Researchers found that the rewards only increased one’s likelihood to visit the gym by 0.14 visits per week. In fact, during the study, only a third of participants actually visited the gym even once a week. (It turns out that 60 bucks can’t buy motivation — or abs!)
-StudyFinds
BS CHRONOMETER 02.14.25
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Valentine’s Day”, the most widely celebrated unofficial holiday. A few fun facts …
➠ The Catholic Church recognizes at least 3 different saints named Valentine, all of whom were martyred, one for performing secret weddings for young lovers.
➠ Pope Gelasius declared February 14th “St Valentine’s Day” around 498 AD, in part to replace the ancient Roman fertility festival “Lupercalia”.
➠ It may come as no surprise that Valentine’s Day ranks #1 in terms of the most flowers sold and delivered.
➠ Almost half of all marriage proposals occur on Valentine’s Day.
• “Call In Single Day”, when those not celebrating Valentine’s are encouraged to take a day off work and set aside some time for themselves. Similarly, it’s “International Quirky Alone Day”, a reminder to value yourself, develop individuality, and celebrate the possibilities available to single people.
• “Organ Donor Day”, encouraging us to fill out an organ & tissue donation card and to donate blood. You could save a life! How appropriate that it’s on the day when we give hearts.
• “Have-A-Heart Day”, organized by the First Nations Child & Family Caring Society of Canada. Organizers and community members march to the parliament to raise their voices against the discrimination and marginalization faced by the Indigenous people of Canada. It is also an occasion when vegetarians encourage people to stop eating animals.
• “The Inbox Day”, created after a study of office employees found email overload is one of the main problems they face. This day challenges everyone to clean up their email inbox, and to start a new habit of keeping it uncluttered, so the mind can be uncluttered as well. (“Hang on, dear, we’ll go out for Valentine’s Day later. I’ve just got about 2,278 more emails to get through…”)
• “Pet Theft Awareness Day”, promoting awareness of the need for pet protection in public places. (***Here’s how to protect your pooch from being pilfered: https://tinyurl.com/2p9xeuaa***)
• “Ferris Wheel Day”, celebrating the 1860 birth of George Washington Gale Ferris, the Galesburg IL engineer who invented the ‘Ferris wheel’ for the 1893 “Chicago World’s Exposition”. The original wheel measured 250 feet in diameter and could hold 1,440 people.
• “Library Lovers Day”, a day to honor libraries, librarians, bookworms, and library lovers in your life. (Can’t go there today. I’m totally booked!) It is also “Book Giving Day”.
• “No One Eats Alone Day”, a school-based day of action that encourages youth to sit with others, find new friends, and model ways to end social isolation in the lunchroom. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/bv39kzxd
SATURDAY:
• “National Flag of Canada Day”, the celebration of Canada’s Maple Leaf flag. It was first unveiled on Ottawa’s Parliament Hill on this date in 1965, replacing the ‘Red Ensign’. The day is marked by flying the flag, occasional public ceremonies, and educational programs in schools. (A new “wrinkle” for this year: https://tinyurl.com/22bcmvvf )
• “Singles Awareness Day”, to provide single people with an alternative to Valentine’s Day festivities. Some consider Singles Awareness Day (sometimes shortened to S.A.D.) the “anti-Valentine’s Day.” (But at least you can celebrate with half-price chocolate!)
• “Gumdrop Day”, honoring the popular, gelatin-based candy which has been a favorite for decades. Nowadays, ‘Gummi’ candies are the most popular incarnation of the gumdrop. (Some “gummies” more than others…)
• “Clementine Day”. Today, be a “darling” and pack a few of these sweet fruits for co-workers, or people you meet…or those who just like to eat.
• “Hippo Day”, celebrating the third largest mammal on Earth. Why not take some time to waddle in a mud bath, get angry with some tourists, and yawn a lot while opening your mouth really-really wide?
• “I Want Butterscotch Day”. The main ingredients are normally butter and brown sugar, but of course there are others. So, what do we do today? Load up on the candies, the fudge and/or baked goods. It’s going to be a sweet day!
• “World Whale Day”, an event started in Maui, Hawaii, in 1980, to raise awareness and to protect these majestic creatures and their habitat.
• “Susan B. Anthony Day”, honoring the 1820 birth of one of the first women’s rights advocates, and the face on the first US dollar-coin that bombed.
SUNDAY:
• “Almond Day”, saluting what’s believed to be one of the earliest cultivated foods. Native to the Middle East, 80% of the world’s almonds are now grown in California. Almonds are one of the most heart-healthy foods, packed with vitamin E, magnesium, and fiber.
• “Do a Grouch a Favor Day”, a day to perform an unexpected good deed to cheer up someone who’s…well…grouchy. LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u2KSBq7y-o
• “Innovation Day”. Spot a problem, think of a solution, and before you know it, you’re innovating! Innovation Day is all about imagining new, better ways of doing things.
• “Kyoto Protocol Day”, the anniversary of the 2005 date that the international agreement to reduce greenhouse gas emissions (which contribute to global warming) took effect. (How are we doing so far?) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2furpzy3
• “Tim Tam Day”, A Tim Tam is a treat consisting of 2 chocolate malted biscuits with a fluffy cream filling and dipped in milk chocolate. Creator Ross Arnott (of the Australian biscuit company Arnott’s) attended the Kentucky Derby in 1958, and chose to name his new line of biscuits after the horse that won.
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1942 [83] Michael Bloomberg, Boston MA, media mogul (Bloomberg News)/NYC mayor 2002-13/estimated net worth of $105 billion (2025)/philanthropist (has given away over $8 billion of his fortune as a signee of “The Giving Pledge”)
1948 [77] (Raymond) Teller, Philadelphia PA, magician/illusionist (the shorter, less obnoxious half of Penn & Teller)/TV personality (“Penn & Teller Fool Us” since 2011)
1970 [55] Simon Pegg (Beckingham), Brockworth England, movie actor (“Mission Impossible” movies “Shaun of the Dead”, “Hot Fuzz”) COMING UP… “Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning” 2025
1972 [53] Rob Thomas, Landstuhl Military Base Germany, pop/rock singer (Matchbox 20-‘Bent’, ‘3 AM’, w/Santana-‘Smooth’, solo-‘Lonely No More’)
1978 [47] Danai Gurira, Grinnel IA, TV actress (‘Michonne’ on “The Walking Dead” 2012-20, “The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live” 2024/movie actress (“Black Panther” movies, “Avengers” movies) COMING UP… “Matchbox”
1990 [35] Brett Dier, London ON, TV actor (“Jane the Virgin” 2014-19, “Schooled” 2019-20)
1992 [33] Freddie Highmore, London England, TV actor (“Bates Motel” 2013-2017, “The Good Doctor” since 2017)/movie actor (“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”)
SATURDAY- Jane Seymour (“Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman”) is 74; Matt Groening (creator-“The Simpsons”) is 71; Ali Campbell (UB40) is 66; Alex Borstein (“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”) is 54; Jaromír Jágr (ex-NHL star) is 53; Omarosa Manigault (“The Apprentice”) is 51; Brandon Boyd (Incubus) is 49; Ronnie Vannucci Jr (The Killers) is 49; Gary Clark (‘This Land’) is 41; Amber Riley (“Glee”) is 39; Megan Thee Stallion (w/Cardi B-‘WAP’) is 30
SUNDAY- LeVar Burton (“Reading Rainbow”) is 68; Ice-T (“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”) is 67; John McEnroe (former pro tennis player) is 66; Andy Taylor (Duran Duran) is 64; Mahershala Ali (“Green Book”) is 51; Brad Walst (Three Days Grace) is 48; Danielle Haim (Haim) is 36; Elizabeth Olsen (“Wandavision”) is 36; The Weeknd (‘Blinding Lights’) is 35
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
2011 [14] “Jeopardy!” begins a series pitting human players Brad Rutter and Ken Jennings against an IBM computer named “Watson”, which eventually wins the first-place prize of $1 million.
2009 [16] Salma Hayek marries French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault in Paris, France.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
2015 [10] Lady Gaga becomes engaged to actor Taylor Kinney (“Chicago Fire”), but they split the following year.
2016 [09] Adele’s 3rd album, “25”, debuts at #1 and breaks first-week sales records in multiple countries.
TODAY’S FIRST . . .
2005 [20] YouTube is funded by a group of college students, eventually becoming the largest video sharing website in the world, and a main source for viral videos. It would officially launch 10 months later. (***The first video: HERE ***)
TODAY’S RECORDS . . .
2013 [12] Bankrupt airline American Airlines and US Airways merge, forming the world’s largest air carrier, under the name American Airlines.
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK VALENTINE’S FACTS:
✓ In addition to being the unofficial patron saint of love, St. Valentine is also the patron of beekeepers.
✓ 27% of those who buy flowers on Valentine’s Day are women.
✓ 16% of flowers purchased by women on Valentine’s Day are for themselves.
✓ The average person spends 2 weeks of his/her life kissing.
✓ The average person spends 2 years of their life making love.
✓ Every year, more than 11,000 Americans are injured while experimenting with bizarre sexual positions.
WhattheFFacts, TheHolidaySpot
Best of BS . . .
BS SIGNS YOU’RE ON A BAD VALENTINES DAY DATE:
✗ You go for a moonlit walk on the beach, and she’s using a metal detector.
✗ He takes you to some joint called Outbreak Steakhouse.
✗ She tells your cabbie she isn’t wearing any underwear. Then the maitre d. Then the waiter…
✗ He’s hired 3 naked kids with little bows & arrows to ‘set the mood’.
✗ Her eyes say ‘Yes’ … but her probation officer says ‘No’.
✗ The fur coat he gives you is made entirely out of his own back hair.
✗ During dinner, he keeps using his toupée to wipe clam sauce off his chin.
✗ Her ponderous 3 words-per-minute sexting means you spend most of the night staring at your screen.
-First published in BS in 2013
TODAY’S SCOOP OF BS:
➠ According to a survey, women most want earrings for Valentine’s Day, followed by flowers, chocolates, and a romantic dinner. (Literally. After you give her earrings, she wants you to give her flowers, chocolates and a romantic dinner!)
➠ Some Waffle Houses are featuring a special menu for Valentine’s Day, along with alcohol-free champagne and cloth napkins. (They’re hoping for big business from guys who plan to use Valentine’s Day to give their women a reason to leave them…)
➠ Jimmy Buffett’s former Coral Reefer Band will join the Doobie Brothers on a “Tour for the Ages” this summer. (…and those ages are between 61 and 92.)
➠ Victoria, BC has been named Canada’s sexiest city for 2025. (Better luck next year, Moose Jaw!)
➠ According to a study, drinking just 2 cups of coffee a day cuts the risk of liver disease in half. (Unless they’re Irish coffees!)
BS WEB GOODIE:
It’s probably a sign: https://tinyurl.com/3283hyz8
BS RANDOM JOKE:
For the past 20 years, I’ve received a Valentine’s card from the same secret admirer. So, I was pretty upset when I didn’t get one this year. First my granny dies, and now this…
☎ BS PHONE STARTER:
What was the one thing that made you know your Valentine was ‘the one’?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTIONS:
• 4 in 10 married women can’t remember THIS about their relationship. What is it?
Answer: Their first date
• 7% of couples say they won’t pass gas in front of each other until THIS happens. What is it?
Answer: Both have said “I love you”
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
