Friday, March 14, 2025 – Edition: #7914
Sheet Happens!
BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ After a knockout performance hosting the Golden Globes in January, Nikki Glaser will return in 2026. Next year’s iteration of the awards show will air on CBS and Paramount+ after a deal was struck to air the telecast through 2029. Glaser, who earned raves for her hosting duties, said in a statement: “I can’t wait to do it again, and this time in front of the team from ‘The White Lotus’ who will finally recognize my talent and cast me in season 4 as a Scandinavian Pilates instructor with a shadowy past.”
-TheWrap
★ A Bitcoin billionaire and former child star is offering to put up Wendy Williams in a mansion with “around-the-clock hospital care.” Brock Pierce — who starred in films like “The Mighty Ducks” before hitting it big in crypto — said in a statement: “My offer is simple: a place where she can find peace, receive the care she deserves, and begin her journey to healing.” Pierce, who previously appeared on Williams’ radio show, added: “Wendy is a national treasure, and it’s time we show her the kindness and support she has always given to so many.” She has been staying in a facility’s memory care unit while fighting to end a court-ordered guardianship, which she compared to a “prison”.
-PageSix
★ Interest in the second season of HBO‘s “The Last of Us” is clearly high. The trailer, released Saturday as part of the show’s SXSW panel, amassed 158 million global views in just the first 3 days, which is a record for HBO and Max originals. The new trailer outperformed previous trailers and teasers for The Last of Us by a margin of at least 160%, Warner Bros. Discovery said. Season 2 takes place 5 years after the events of the first season. It debuts April 13 on HBO and Max.
-Deadline
★ “Stranger Things” breakout Sadie Sink has joined the cast of “Spider-Man 4”. As with all things Marvel, details about Sink’s role are being kept quiet, but The Wrap says it has confirmed she’ll play ‘Jean Grey’ from the X-Men. The Tom Holland-led film will be directed by “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” director Destin Daniel Cretton. Production will begin late this year, after Holland finishes work on Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey.”
-TheWrap
★ Amazon MGM is developing a biopic about golf legend Tiger Woods, with “King Richard” director Reinaldo Marcus Green in talks to get involved. The film will be adapted from “The Tiger Slam,” a book released in November by former Golf Magazine editor-in-chief Kevin Cook. The book takes its name from Woods’ most famous achievement: winning 4 consecutive major tournaments starting with the 2000 U.S. Open at Pebble Beach — and continuing with the Open Championship and PGA Championship later that year before winning the Masters in the spring of 2001.
-TheWrap
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” (ABC/Global): TBA
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Amanda Seyfried, Joshua Jackson, Tate McRae (R)
• “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): TBA
• “Late Night With Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Tom Hanks, Harper Steele (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Drew Tarver, Melanie Lynskey, Mary Holland, Morris Chestnut (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Wendy Williams and Ginalisa Monterroso; Ben Falcone
• “Today” (NBC): Joy Bauer, Randall Park; Dwyane Wade co-hosts
• “GMA3” (ABC): Caroline Utz, Brittany Maher and Cassandra Speer
• “Live With Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Uzo Aduba; David Gray
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Amanda Seyfried, Nicholas Pinnock, Sir Woman; guest host Molly Sims
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Dylan Efron, Cate Blanchett, Naomie Harris and Marisa Abela
• “The Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Alfonso Ribeiro
• “NCIS: Sydney” (CBS): The suspected suicide of a former Navy SEAL leads the team to a wellness retreat to investigate a group of his fellow former SEAL buddies.
• “Happy’s Place” (NBC): After Bobbie praises Steve’s progress with his OCD, he decides he’s finally ready to quit therapy; Gabby embarks on a side hustle.
• “College Basketball” (Fox, ESPN): Big East Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA
SATURDAY:
• “College Basketball” (Fox, ESPN): Big East Tournament, ACC Tournament Championships: Teams TBA
• “Dolly Parton: Here I Am” (CW): Archival footage and interviews provide a glimpse into her life and music.
• “Saturday Night Live” (NBC): Host Chris Rock; Gracie Abrams performs (R)
SUNDAY:
• “American Idol” (ABC): Auditions continue in New York, Los Angeles and Nashville.
• “Family Guy” (Fox): When Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show, Peter disapproves, prompting her to move out; saddened, Peter decides to get her back.
• “NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Selection Show” (CBS): The committee announces which men’s college basketball teams will compete, as well as matchups, dates and times of games.
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Bad Bunny – In celebration of his 31st birthday on Monday, he released the music video ‘La Mudanza’, which emphasizes his everlasting affection for his homeland of Puerto Rico and his family heritage. He is set to begin a historic residency in Puerto Rico, which is expected to boost the island’s economy. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/29ervj5k
• Drake – In a cryptic IG post, he seems to be teasing his next era. Part of it reads: “This next chapter may leave you feeling uneasy, but I hope you see my honesty as clarity not charity that answers some questions especially about the unanswered texts you’ve been sending me.” Notably, among the photos he posted is an image of 2 Zofran pills, which are used to prevent nausea caused by cancer medicines. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3cjwenfy
• Smashing Pumpkins – To celebrate the 30th anniversary of “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness”, The Lyric Opera in the band’s hometown of Chicago will host ‘A Night of Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness’ November 21-30. The show sees Billy Corgan reimaging the album in an “immersively original sonic and visual experience that blurs the boundaries of opera, rock, and performance art.” Tix go on sale April 11. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2s386u5k
• Spinal Tap – “Spinal Tap II”, the long-awaited sequel to 1984’s rock mockumentary “This is Spinal Tap” will be released Sept. 12. A teaser shows the band plugging in before a show, revealing an amplifier volume knob that goes past 11 – to infinity. The film features guest appearances by Paul McCartney, Elton John, and Garth Brooks. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3hr44prh
• Metallica – has teamed up with Apple to launch “Metallica: an Apple Immersive concert experience”. It will be available for free on Apple Vision Pro starting today — but the mixed-reality headset costs about $3500. The film features performances of the songs ‘Whiplash’, ‘One’ and ‘Enter Sandman’ filmed on the band’s M72 show in Mexico City last year. A spatial audio EP of the songs is also out today. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2wtp5fpj
• Morgan Wallen — Four months after winning Entertainer of the Year at the CMA Awards, he publicly acknowledged his win for the first time. He shared a photo of his trophy as part of a social media round-up of recent pics and videos, which he simply captioned, “lil this lil that.” He still hasn’t shared his thoughts on winning what’s arguably the most important trophy in country music. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2ke7mny3
• Cole Swindell – Wednesday, he and his wife Courtney revealed that their baby-to-be will be a girl. An announcement video set to Swindell’s ‘Forever to Me’, shows the husband and wife walking up to a clothesline and pinning up a onesie. Then, the footage turns to color, revealing that that the onesie is pink. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4ybkdyp5
• Willie Nelson — On April 25 — 4 days before his 92nd birthday – he’ll release his 77th(!) studio album “Oh What A Beautiful World”. The collection celebrates the songwriting of Rodney Crowell, and the title cut dropped this week. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/bd39pnuw
SHOOTING THE BULL
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “Black Bag” (R, Drama/Thriller): When intelligence agent Kathryn Woodhouse is suspected of betraying the nation, her husband – also an agent – faces the ultimate test of whether to be loyal to his marriage, or his country. (Michael Fassbender, Cate Blanchett, Marisa Abela) Tomatometer: 95%
• “Novocaine” (R, Comedy/Mystery): When the girl of his dreams is kidnapped, a man incapable of feeling physical pain turns his rare condition into an unexpected advantage in the fight to rescue her. (Jack Quaid, Amber Midthunder, Ray Nicholson) Tomatometer: 82%
• “Opus” (R, Drama): A writer travels to the compound of a pop icon who disappeared years ago. Surrounded by his cult of sycophants, as well as fellow journalists, she soon discovers his twisted plans. (Ayo Edebiri, John Malkovich, Juliette Lewis) Tomatometer: 39%
• “The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie” (PG, Comedy/Adventure, Animated):
Porky Pig and Daffy Duck are Earth’s only hope when facing the threat of alien invasion. (Eric Bauza, Candi Milo, Peter MacNicol) Tomatometer: 94%
TASTE TESTER:
Some US scientists have invented a device called “e-Taste”, which recreates the flavors of food and drink, allowing them to be shared remotely in a matter of seconds. They say the gadget could be used to enhance virtual reality and augmented reality systems, boosting immersive experiences. It could also be useful in biomedical research or even for “virtual food adventures”. In tests, e-Taste was seen to mimic basic flavors so effectively that its wearers matched the taste they were experiencing to its corresponding food—lemonade, cake, fried egg, coffee, and fish soup—with 87% accuracy. How does it work? It pumps liquified chemicals to the tongue, using glucose for sweetness, citric acid for sourness, sodium chloride for saltiness, magnesium chloride for bitterness, and glutamate for umami. Spiciness? They haven’t figured that one out, yet.
(And you thought too many people post pics of their lunch NOW. Next, you’ll be forced to “take a taste”!)
(Hey, if there’s a way for me to taste cake without the calories, they have my full support!)
-Guardian
MALGNING WINE:
For years, we’ve been told that red wine is a healthier choice than white, because it is rich in resveratrol – that’s an antioxidant than can reduce inflammation, lowering your risk of heart disease and cancer. But according to new research from the Medical School at Brown University, not so fast. In their study of 96,000 test participants, they “found no differences in the association between red or white wine consumption and overall cancer risk, challenging the common belief that red wine is healthier than white wine.” The researchers did point out a few caveats, though: For one, drinking white wine is linked to a 22% increased risk of skin cancer. That could be because white wine is more likely to be consumed outdoors during hot weather. The other: Their conclusions only seem to apply to men. The researchers said that white wine “was significantly associated with an increased risk of cancer among women.” In the past, red wine has also been linked to better gut health, younger-looking skin and even increased fertility.
(Plus: stained carpet and headaches!)
(I’ll wait until I find out where my trusty bottle of homemade dandelion wine stands in all this!)
-NYPost
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ A Michelin chef has come up with a pudding which he says tastes like an ‘old book” – and he’s selling it at his restaurant for a pretty penny. Acclaimed pastry chef Jordi Roca detailed this “lit” dessert in a video cooking tutorial with over 635,000 views on TikTok. The co-owner of Spain’s 3 Michelin-starred restaurant El Celler de Can Roca has become known for creating desserts that blur the line between art and life. Roca came up with the idea after being fascinated by the smell of old books that you might find in a library, which he says “smell like mature paper.” He begins the process with this step, as detailed in the clip: “Spread the pages with deodorized butter and let it rest overnight so that it is impregnated with the smell of an old book…” The dish, which costs diners $362 per bowl, was concocted as a pre-dessert primer that’s eaten before tucking into the grand finale. (What’s the grand finale? Basement mildew-flavored cake?) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/yp33ywbc
➢ A world-famous comedy club has banned people with Botox. The Top Secret Comedy Club in London says attendees whose faces are “frozen” from injections are not allowed to come to its shows. Last week, staff began conducting “expression tests” along with standard ID checks at the door, to ensure that everyone who enters is able to demonstrate with their face how funny — or not funny — they find a joke. The club came up with the idea after comics repeatedly complained of looking into an audience of straight faces after telling their best jokes. (The club is willing to make an exception during Andy Dick’s upcoming appearance – because Botox won’t make a difference either way!)
-NYPost
FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK FROM WOMEN:
⇒ goodbye seasonal depression, welcome back crippling anxiety that I’m not making the most of all my daylight hours – stoned cold fox
⇒ Somebody needs to open a “Forever 41” – territea415
⇒ (***Caution***) hanging out with chronically offline people is so much fun because you regurgitate one half-assed joke from twitter and they tell you to go into stand up – charlie
⇒ how much nut could a nutmeg meg if a nutmeg could meg nut – Gwen Pepperoni
⇒ A massage isn’t enough. I need to be rolled out like dough. – Memento (Lasagna) Morti
⇒ (***Caution***) Are robots really not able to click those “I am not a robot” buttons? Then we got weakass robots – Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
⇒ Your first coffee’s only purpose is to prepare you for the enjoyment of the second coffee – Gaby Goldberg
⇒ this isn’t killing me or making me stronger but a secret third thing — ugh
-HuffPost
DID YOU KNOW?
Getting together with friends this weekend? We all know how important friends are, but a survey released last year shows just how much. Among the findings: 57% said they want to see their friends at least 4 times per month. One third don’t get to socialize as much as they’d like. Three out of 4 agreed that a good night with friends is as helpful as a therapy session, and two-thirds feel less stressed when they’re hanging out. Half the time spent with friends is catching up on life, and more than half said they have meaningful conversations during these get-togethers. (It’s true! Meaningful conversations about sports, mind you, but still meaningful…)
-StudyFinds
BS CHRONOMETER 03.14.25
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Ask a Question Day”, an annual observance with the goal of improving our knowledge and lives by asking more and better questions. Such as …
– Do you need an appointment to see a psychic, or are they expecting you?
– If an ambulance is on its way to save someone and it runs over someone else, does it stop to help?
– What do you say when someone says you’re in denial, but you’re not?
– Why is it called “beauty sleep” when you wake up looking like a troll?
• “Potato Chip Day”, honoring North America’s favorite snack food. It was invented by chef George Crum (yup, ‘Crum’!) on this day in 1853 at a resort in Saratoga Springs NY after an uppity diner complained the potato slices were too thick. (What’s the best-flavored potato chip? Worst?)
• “Preschooler’s Day”, honoring children who attend preschool, and celebrating one of the most formative years of schooling. (It’s an old joke, but it’s true: Preschools and bars have the same rule: You pee your pants, you go home!)
• “Crowdfunding Day”. Crowdfunding is the practice of funding a project from small amounts of money contributed by a large number of people. Although the term “crowdfunding” wasn’t coined until the early 2000s, fans actually pitched in to financially support a tour by Mozart in 1783.
• “Save a Spider Day”, a day to appreciate arachnids and the webs they weave.
• “World Pi Day”, as in March 14, or 3/14 or 3.14 … get it? It honors the magic number for circles that expresses the ratio between radius and circumference. (6 years ago today, on ‘Pi Day’, Google announced employee Emma Haruka Iwao had broken the world record for calculating pi, to 31.4 trillion digits, using Google Cloud).
• “Genius Day”, celebrated on the anniversary of the 1879 birth of Albert Einstein. It was him who said, “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.”
• “Legal Assistance Day, aiming to help us understand the importance of what lawyers do for their communities, by giving people a way to handle and resolve their legal needs. (And they’re also a rich source of joke material!)
• “World Sleep Day”, a celebration of sleep, and a call to action on important issues related to sleep, including medicine, education, and driving. (Scientists have finally determined exactly how much sleep we need: “Just 5 more minutes…”) LINK: http://www.worldsleepday.org
SATURDAY:
• “Ides of March”, marking the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC, which was a turning point in Roman history. It’s also the tongue-in-cheek observance “National Brutus Day”, recognizing the fact that no matter where you work, there’s as much backstabbing, plotting, and intrigue as there was in ancient Rome. The word ‘ides’ simply means ‘middle’. There’s nothing unlucky about it … unless you’re Caesar.
• “International Day Against Police Brutality”, begun in 1997 as an initiative of the Montréal-based “Collective Opposed to Police Brutality” and the “Black Flag” group in Switzerland.
• “True Confessions Day”. They say confession is good for the soul, so go ahead and spill (***open up the ‘Morning Crew Confessional’ where anonymous callers shed their guilt by admitting their outrageous actions. You can even assign penance! ***)
• “Maple Syrup Saturday”, a celebration of the running of the sap from which they make liquid gold. About 75% of the world’s supply is produced in Canada, with 91% of that coming from the province of Québec.
• “Corndog Day”, a celebration of the hot dog sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter. While the jury’s still out on exactly who invented the corn dog, we do know that cornmeal was a staple of the Native American diet.
• “World Contact Day”, first declared March 15, 1953 by the “International Flying Saucer Bureau”. Today, UFO contact groups unite to collectively try to make peaceful contact with extraterrestrial beings. (Like we don’t already have enough problems here on earth, without looking for more…)
• “Dumbstruck Day”. When someone is dumbstruck, they are so shocked and surprised that they can’t speak. People may be dumbstruck after hearing shocking, amazingly good or amazingly bad news. (Or reading any of a number of comments on “X”…)
• “Worldwide Quilting Day”, the 34th annual on the 3rd Saturday of March, celebrating the grassroots movement to unite quilters around-the-world.
• “Everything You Think is Wrong Day”. Maybe today is a day when nothing goes right and everything seems to go wrong for you. But don’t be dismayed — these types of days happen, and they, too, shall pass. The good news: “Everything You Do is Right Day” is coming tomorrow!
SUNDAY:
• “Everything You Do is Right Day”, a day to avoid second-guessing yourself. As long as your decisions are well thought through, just carry them out and let them go. You’ll likely find it saves you a lot of stress. (Great. Now tell my boss…)
• “Freedom of Information Day”, celebrating the importance of an open government with free access to info by the public. (A-HEM, Mr. ‘Special Military Operation’!)
• “Lips Appreciation Day”, when we’re encouraged to do something nice for our lips … kiss somebody. (As long as the other person’s lips think it’s nice too…)
• “No Selfies Day”, celebrated ironically on the birthday of Philippe Kahn, inventor of the cellphone camera, and the first to snap a pic with his phone … although it wasn’t a selfie. (So, we have him to blame for ‘duck face’?)
• “St Urho’s Day”, celebrating the (tongue-in-cheek) saint who supposedly ‘cleared the grasshoppers out of Finland’. The mock holiday is observed in parts of Canada and the USA.
• “Panda Day”, drawing attention to one of the world’s unique bears. Pandas, also known as Giant Pandas, are also one of the world’s most endangered and adored animals.
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1933 [92] (Sir) Michael Caine (Maurice Micklewhite), London England, retired movie actor (‘Nigel Powers’ in “Austin Powers in Goldmember”, “Kingsman: The Secret Service”, “The Dark Knight” trilogy)
1948 [77] Billy Crystal, Long Beach NY, movie actor (“When Harry Met Sally,”, “City Slickers”)/TV actor (“SNL”, “Soap”)/9-time Oscars host/stand-up comedian/Kennedy Center Honors 2024
1951 [74] Rigdon “Rick” Dees, Jacksonville, FL, radio disc jockey (“The Rick Dees Weekly Top 40 Countdown”)/voice artist/actor/recording artist (‘Disco Duck’)
1958 [67] Prince Albert II of Monaco (Albert Alexandre Louis Pierre de Matignon-Grimaldi), Monte Carlo Monaco, Monaco’s 32nd ruler
1970 [55] Kristian Bush, Knoxville TN, country singer-guitarist-mandolin player (Sugarland-‘Stuck Like Glue’, ‘It Happens’, Billy Pilgrim-‘Insomniac’)
1986 [39] Jamie Bell, Billingham England, TV actor (“Turn: Washington’s Spies” 2014-2017)/movie actor (“Fantastic Four”, “Billy Elliot”) COMING UP… “Rosebush Pruning”
1986 [39] Este Haim, LA CA, rock bassist-guitarist (Haim-‘If I Could Change Your Mind’, ‘The Wire’)
1988 [37] (Wardell) Stephen “Steph” Curry, Akron OH, NBA player (Golden State Warriors – 2-time MVP, 4-time champion, 9-time all-star, 2-time scoring champ, 11-time all-star, 2015 AP Athlete of the year)
1994 [31] Ansel Elgort, NYC, movie actor (“Baby Driver”, “The Fault in Our Stars”)/TV actor (“Tokyo Vice” 2022-24)
1997 [28] Simone Biles, Columbus OH, artistic gymnast (11 Olympic medals [7 gold], 30 World Championship medals, the most decorated gymnast in history)
SATURDAY- Judd Hirsch (“Taxi”) is 90; Mike Love (The Beach Boys) is 84; David Cronenberg (director-“The Fly”) is 82; Frances Conroy (“Six Feet Under”) is 72; Dee Snider (Twisted Sister) is 70; Bret Michaels (Poison) is 62; Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray) is 57; Mark Hoppus (Blink 182) is 53; Eva Longoria (“Desperate Housewives”) is 50; will.i.am (Black Eyed Peas) is 50; Kellan Lutz (“Twilight” movies) is 40
SUNDAY- Victor Garber (“Alias”) is 76; Erik Estrada (“CHiPs”) is 76; Nancy Wilson (Heart) is 71; Flavor Flav (Public Enemy) is 66; Jerome Flynn (“Game of Thrones”) is 62; Lauren Graham (“Parenthood”) is 58; Wolfgang Van Halen (Mammoth WVH) is 34
ON THIS DAY . . .
2018 [07] Physicist Stephen Hawking (“A Brief History of Time”) dies at 76.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
2011 [14] Neil Diamond is finally inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, along with Alice Cooper, Tom Waits, Dr John, Darlene Love, and Leon Russell.
2021 [04] At the Grammys, Beyoncé wins 4 trophies, making her the most-awarded woman in Grammy history with 28, one more than Alison Krauss (Bey now has 35).
TODAY IN SPORTS . . .
1997 [28] 68-year-old Gordie Howe signs an AHL contract with Syracuse Crunch.
TODAY’S FIRST . . .
2017 [08] The world’s oldest golf club, Scotland’s “Muirfield” votes to admit women as members for the first time in its 273-year history.
TODAY’S RECORD . . .
2020 [05] The longest-ever passenger flight by distance, by Air Tahiti Nui, from French Polynesia to mainland France (9,765miles, 15,715 km), departs, due to COVID-19. And it was a domestic flight!
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ Studies have shown that psychologically, losses are twice as powerful as gains. So winning $100 feels as good to us as losing $50 feels bad.
✓ The world’s most successful pirate was a woman (19th-century Chinese pirate Ching Shih).
✓ Women have more taste buds than men.
✓ The original version of “The Beauty and the Beast”, written in 1740, was aimed to make women open to arranged marriages.
✓ From birth to toilet training, a baby goes through an average of 8000 diaper changes.
✓ The word “porcupine” means “spiny pig” in French.
-Facts, FactRetriever
Best of BS . . .
BS SIGNS YOUR HOLLYWOOD CAREER IS OVER:
• The Screen Actors Guild refuses to pay you scale for your role as ‘corpse’ in an episode of “CSI”.
• In the middle of an audition, the director shouts, “Who is this has-been? Get me Hasselhoff!”
• Even Jimmy Fallon has stopped kissing your butt.
• In the credits, you’re no longer “over the title”, you’re under the caterer.
• Your latest co-star was a St Bernard.
• Your last movie shipped ‘direct to landfill’.
• (***Caution***) Your ass is now too big to fit on the casting couch.
-Adapted from TopFive
BS CHEAP WINE NAMES:
• MerLOW on Cash
• Off-White Zinfandel
• Mommy Juice Box
• Maybe You’re Worth it, Maybe You’re Not
• Two-Buck Upchuck
• 10W30
• Nasty Spumante
• Freesling
• Red Dye and Water
• Cup-a-Wine
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2019
BS WEB GOODIE:
I needed to see this again, that’s all: https://tinyurl.com/bdhymu92
BS RANDOM JOKE:
People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs – but I NEED ice cream!
☎ BS PHONE STARTER:
OK, admit it — What fictional character did you have a crush on?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
In a poll, 68% of people said it’s weird to have a picture of THIS on your phone’s lock screen?
Answer: You
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Happy Weekend!
